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A woman came to the hospital in a hurry. “Doctor, look at me! I was frightened when I looked at myself in the mirror. After I got up, my hair all stood up straight, my face was covered with wrinkles and looked so pale, and my eyes were red; I looked like a dead person. What’s wrong with me?” So, after a careful examination, the doctor said, “Well, I am very sure to tell you that your eyesight has no problem at all.”
“Hallo, everyone, this is the captain. Welcome to this flight from Songshan to Kaohsiung Airport. Now I have a small requirement. A plane from another air company will pass us on our right. Will you please fill the vacant seats by the right windows so that they will think we are not affected by the economic depression? Thank you for your cooperation.”
Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.”
