In today’s news, South Korea and Tanzania expand education and employment opportunities for out-of-school youth. Greek scientist discovers subtle changes in Earth’s shape, US engineers employ chemical soak to revive used electric vehicle batteries, Taiwan (Formosa) and Somaliland partner to strengthen agriculture and climate resilience, Finnish nurse recognized for developing innovative healthcare model for rural communities, US vegan beverage company introduces pea-protein milk for toddlers, and retired UK couple relieves rescue center strain by fostering many dog-people.
Now, it’s time to turn on the laughter tap and enjoy a refreshing splash with today’s joke, entitled, “Grandpa’s Password.”
Shortly after arriving at his grandfather’s cabin, a teenage boy pulled out his phone.
“Grandpa, what’s the internet password?”
“We don’t have an internet, we have an outer-net.”
“Sounds cool, what’s the password?”
“GO OUTSIDE—all capital letters.”
The boy typed it into his phone and frowned.
“It’s not working.”
“Try GO OUTSIDE NOW.”
The boy tried again.
“Still nothing! Grandpa, your internet must be broken!”
“It can’t be broken— we don’t have internet. GO OUTSIDE NOW and you can surf the sand hill, explore the trail, browse mother nature. Like I said, we have the outer-net.”
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